How To Irritate Your Husband(Tip #1)
February 2nd, 2009. Published under boredom busters. 10 Comments.
Talk Sports.Does your husband like to watch UFC on TV? Mine does. He loves it second to Manny Pacquiao. Just this morning he watched the weigh-in of all the UFC fighters. Whenever the fighters would take off their clothes to stand on the scale he would be very vocal about how good their bodies look.
I was washing dishes at the kitchen. I wrinkled my brows and asked, “You like male bodies?!!! Are you sure? Do you have hidden desires?” He looked at me, but didn’t say anything. All that grappling, grabbing, huffing, puffing, bumping, and grinding – just another excuse for closet homos to express their hidden sexual orientation. He didn’t take the bait, but I know from his face that he was annoyed. Good. One point for me.
10 Comments
tara illenberger on February 4th, 2009
jajajajajaja.
chiq on February 5th, 2009
watch that video. kulang na lang mahalukanay sila. Gaugtas si ronel magcomment ko nga “inagi!”
rinehard on February 8th, 2009
hahahahaha!
donditiples on February 10th, 2009
Touche! Three cheers for the brotherhood of women!….hahahaha!
This is way better than when I called my husband “you toothhole!” (after he had a tooth extracted), or “speed shooter” (after one night of premature over-excitement).
chiqui on February 13th, 2009
Big hello to rinehard! nice to have you here.
Don, you always did have a way with words. hehe.
Cecilia MQ on February 13th, 2009
Hi Chiq, gotta try this one. This is hilarious.
chiqui on February 18th, 2009
good for you cecil. Try, it. It’ll make you feel good.
jo on February 19th, 2009
whaahahahaha (YM emoticon na ligid-ligid sa kadlaw)!
10.5 points for chiqui illenberger!! (whooot)
chiqui on February 22nd, 2009
hi, jo. I just love being a ray of sunshine in your dark and gloomy world, “Su Yung” (ngalan mo gid man ina o is that just a name you want for yourself?) Pero.. indi bala ka bastos nga video, no?
admin on February 4th, 2009
lolz.