Mother. Job Description No. 398
March 17th, 2010. Published under ano ikaon mo?, parenting. 6 Comments.
“You eat this”, commanded my daughter as she thrust the red velvet cupcake into my hands. I had bought it for her at the donut shop just across her school. When I picked her up, she looked like she was about to burst into tears. The dam broke when I asked her if she was okey. She answered with loud sobs and a flood of tears. Turned out she hit a boy and her teacher reprimanded her. After making her promise not to do it again, I took her to the donut place. That cheered her up.
I looked at the cupcake with a frown. All the red and pink sprinkles were licked off the white icing. “I wouldn’t have bought this if I knew you were not going to eat all of it. It’s never good to waste your food. You eat it,” I lectured. “But you have to,” she insisted. “Why do I have to?,” I argued. She shrugged ,”because you have to”.
And so I ate it. First time I tasted red velvet cupcake. Not bad.
Mother. Job Description No. 398: devourer of her children’s unfinished food
6 Comments
Chiqui on March 23rd, 2010
Job description 1-397? Damo-damo gid. Sometimes don’t you find your mind abuzz with a million little details to accomplish? That’s job description 1-397.
joe linton on March 23rd, 2010
lol on the other 397! As an uncle, I do find myself finishing my nieces’ and nephews’ unfinished plates.
Chiqui on March 27th, 2010
wow! uncles do that, too? be careful, you might end up like my grandmother if you keep it up.
oj on May 18th, 2010
haha!! cute2 sang uncle ![]()
seriously, we should only be eating when we’re hungry.. sa dason nang chiq, paki-save sa carton and send to us hehe.. more seriously pa guid, amo na disadvantage kun wala streetchildren..
Chiqui on May 27th, 2010
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Pinggoi on March 22nd, 2010
Hi Chic,
I’m curious what the Job Description No. 1-397 are….